Thomas
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Tomas Mc Rae, Brisbane, Queensland, Australia, ©1988
hen I acted out
the role of the World’s Best Bad Poet on the Walkways at Brisbane’s WORLD EXPO
88 I added a few poems of my own in similar genre.
Here is one I still remember. I enjoyed reciting it outside the
New South Wales Pavilion.
Funnelweb Spiders
In Queensland
we’re liable to shark attacks,
And bites from
taipans and red bellied blacks,
While everyone
in Brisbane faces,
Redback spider
bites in intimate places.
But we’re
better off than Sydney Siders,
Who are
menaced each day by funnelweb spiders!
It really is
an awful pity
To have such
things crawling all over a city
With eight
long legs and a body all hairy,
Ready to
pounce on you if you’re unwary.
The Sydney
funnelweb’s name is Atrax,
And woe betide
all those it attacks,
For when they
get bitten they give a loud cry,
Turn blue in
the face, roll over and die!
Atrax robustus
is the spider’s full name,
So common
round Sydney, it is a real shame.
Under stones
and old tins and such things it is found,
And even in
burrows deep under the ground.
It’s enough to
make your flesh for to creep
To think of
them crawling over you when asleep!
In Queensland
a similar spider is found,
But it lives
in quiet places high up off the ground.
Hadronyche
formidibalis’s attacks are quite rare,
But of Sydney
funnelwebs we all must beware.
I long for the
day when we’ll only see ’em
In a jar of
spirit in some dusty old museum.
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